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theglover:Trying on BioGel surgical gloves in a size 6! You actually get to hear me talk in this—but this is my weird oh-my-I’m-being-recorded voice, which sounds nothing like the real thing XD Once again, a huge thank you to the one who sent me these!
I like how, after I exhaustedly researched on IP rights and fair usage and typed you that longass email (citing lines from your own User Agreement), you basically told me “lol no”. If this is a real thing that’s going on and it unfortunately just
shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild. This shit was hardly a dinosaur. http://en.wikipe
girls-who-love-masturbation: eviemckee: amaturehour702: Great video here! Submit your photos and videos to have a feature! love dildos like this… but nothing like the real thing “Masturbastion - like reading - is something you do alone and
I gonna tell you something that is gonna make you laugh.This is Nicolas Maduro, he is the president of Venezuela (my country) Maduro is like a version of Trump but, more, mooooore, waaaay more dumb.You see today, when he was giving a press conference&hell
wanderinguponclouds: @-@ oh jeez! I’ve gotten so many likes and reblogs I’m so happy!!! I’ve been asked to do another, so here’s an old one I’ve had! Please enjoy!!! THANK YOU FOR THE NICE THINGS
blogofimpossiblethings: ssteampunkachu: shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild. tHIS
smatter: dashingyounghero: canadianstereotype: What was the point of coming out if there are zero people at school to do anything out with? no but being gay is such a struggle like fuck This is a real thing recent studies have shown that under
the-real-eye-to-see: But they value our lives even less Hey actually that lil girl is totally safe and those snakes are bred specifically to be docile asf. It ain’t a race thing lol
pochowek: So this blog is masquerading as the staff and has a fake log-in screen (that looks just like the real thing). I gave them some fake made up credentials and they “logged me” back to my dashboard. dont get scammed or something
staff: Hey Tumblr, welcome to your better blocking system. So much better that we changed its name from “Ignore” to “Block.” A proper, muscular name. Solid as a block.Someone acting like a tool? Go ahead, block them. Here’s what they won’t
comickit: ssteampunkachu: shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild. tHIS IS REALLY
allofthebadthings: sullensweetheart:fattyatomicmutant: shockabsorbant:nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking
adriofthedead: davekat: amour-and-bisous: emmazzin: this is a real thing omg This is my favorite thing #im actually crying rn #like he didnt just take a confused pic it was a confused pic in front of landmarks this is so very british
gluten-free-pussy: sweetflattery: ckings: this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha amazing Wow…is this honestly what it takes to get your man to pull his weight around the house? Like if it takes a BJ to get him to perform
hensafterdark: epicafterdark: Dear Internet, I am sorry. Kinda. Not realy. I love a good pun. Worked on this wile streaming with @hensa *Notice this is currently not a real thing, and is likely not or never will be endorsed by the Solo plastic ware
shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.
thatsonofamitch: adriofthedead: davekat: amour-and-bisous: emmazzin: this is a real thing omg This is my favorite thing #im actually crying rn #like he didnt just take a confused pic it was a confused pic in front of landmarks this is so very
hoursago: for real though look me in the eye and tell me which is more likely for these two
tardis-mind-palace: alliqatorblood: starlightburnbright: riz-thedragonrider: Elements Elsa (They are not mine) It’s like the Eevee evolution… Can this be a real thing STELLA STARLIGHT IS MY FAVOURITE OMFG
miss-nerdgasmz: WTF is this thing about “real friendship! uwu” and posts proceeding to be vaguely sexual/romantic like literally what the fuck
thiscolorfultwilight: blogofimpossiblethings: ssteampunkachu: shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot
ssteampunkachu: shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild. tHIS IS REALLY COOL OK
she-devil-kotie: rockytoad: Sexualities! Sorry if I missed any! THIS IS EXTREMELY HELPFUL BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW LIKE HALF OF THESE THANK YOU
shockabsorbant:nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.
tanoshindekouze: This is a gentle reminder that while the Supreme Court Decision to legalize same-sex marriage in all 50 states is a wonderful thing, the backlash will likely lead to an increase in violence against LGBTQ people in states where same-sex
Fat is an adjective and a noun; fingernails is just a noun. This feels like it’s saying fat is a bad word; it isn’t. Eliminate the idea that being described as fat is a bad thing. It’s not. Fat is not a bad word.
happythanksgivingbitch: the scariest thing about all this is that the racists dont have to hide online anymore like donald trump being elected is going to make them feel so empowered and ready to start shit and its just like….. im already exhausted
purehempster: h0odrich: everyone needs to read this Remember that every abusive relationship is different. That’s why it’s redundant to say things like, “You should do this or that,” because what makes sense for one situation might not in that
imaginashon: sandalwoodandsunlight: FCC HOTLINE: 1-888-225-5322 I don’t normally reblog things like these on this blog, but this is very serious. There’s plan for another protest on the 12 of July which I plan on being part of.
egyptiansapphiredragons: sombreset: Okay so this has come up on Amazon for me a few times can someone actually tell me if this was a real thing or not B/c like ….. if it is, why I don’t know if it’s real but omg I want it
skeletalroses:So this is a totally useless rant, but as a skinny girl, I’m getting extra, extra tired of fat-shaming. I work for a corsetier at a Renaissance Faire. We sell corsets. Not flimsy bullshit costume corsets; like real, durable, waist-training
brandonsenpai: iconic
hiddlestalker: thiscolorfultwilight: blogofimpossiblethings: ssteampunkachu: shockabsorbant: nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing
missmirandaaraee: The tempescope is an ambient physical display that visualizes various weather conditions like rain, clouds, and lightning. By receiving weather forecasts from the internet, it can reproduce tomorrow’s sky in your living room. 😳
smoothestjazz: the-sheeple: tixerp: datsalmon: spookrock: slimetony: spookrock: this is my Guntana do you guys like it Not practical OK BUT THIS WAS A REAL THING THOUGH it was captured during WW2 by US soldiers and it’s the only onw of
beetledrink: smallrat36wagon: beetledrink: smallrat36wagon: beetledrink: beetledrink: everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog this is the only thing that matters now dovyou like
badjokesonme:an open letter to my body:Bro, wtf.
thechanelmuse: Actress Shanola Hampton makes unsexy phrases sound sexy on The Real Watch this!!! She is too good lol this is hilarious omg.
authorspalace:shockabsorbant:nossidami:This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild. dat face though WHAT!? Is this
im reading this article about the top however many guys who made you like boys for the first time and IM SCREAMING. going to freak out about my list.river phoenix from stand by melegolaspeter pan (the real actor obv)aladdin which is odd bc he’s
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job